Oh to be one of the really ridiculously good looking people. To put on a bikini that resembles a few pieces of strategically placed string and have people scream in ecstasy instead of howling with laughter... However no complaint about bikinis in bars from this corner, as long as it’s not me that is near naked.
So it was I was relegated to the Judges table – probably the second best place in the house for surely the best job in the room must go to compeer un-extraordinaire, Sam Small. His glib lines and witty repartee are infectious and it must be hard for the hotties to ignore his charms!
Don’t let NAUGHTY thoughts invade your Woodstock addled cerebellum either readers I merely surmise this as he has the totally horrible task of interviewing these model types on stage. Merely inches between himself and some of the country’s hottest bikini babes – what a crap job...
Enjoy the images from this year’s Miss Ralph NZ National Final. The Jolly Farmer Drury was host venue with heats held there and at Finnegan’s Irish Bar Royal Oak. Judging was difficult to say the least and while bikini circuit veteran Gale Chan may have secured another title for her bikini belt (which was about all she was wearing), there are definitely several contenders on the way up. To Ralph, whoever and wherever you are, thank you for giving us this night of bikinied bliss.
Make sure you get to the Jolly Farmer 29 April and Finnegan’s 6 & 13 May for the 2010 Bikini Model Search. It was bigger than a really really big thing and promises to eclipse whatever that was this year.
-StuHefner
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